Lorne Tompkins and Kevin Ali are two young Canadian boys. They support everything which is good and wholesome in the world. This includes corporations, eating meat, not fasting, etc. (essentially the opposite of what Peter is for).

Peter Krpan is a close friend of Lorne Tompkins and Kevin Ali. Even so, Lorne and Kev love to spite him, solely because he tries to be different. Peter also plays in a band called Moneen. Even though they will never attain the success of the Counting Crows, Peter can still keep a pretty good beat. Peter is the drummer. Kenny is the leader of Moneen. Peter has to do whatever Kenny commands of him. In this way, Peter can be thought of as Kenny's bitch.
Peter also exhibits sheep like tendencies, in that he will read a single source on one topic and will take it as the word of the disciple. But this is also part of his charm and why we love him so - his boyish innocence. In this way, Peter can be thought of as that black and white character from the hit movie Pleasentville, whom owns the burger joint and does not obtain his colour until the latter half of the movie. This is why we love you Peter, your boyish innocence.

This site was unveiled not many moons ago to give Kevin and Lorne a venue to express their collective work. Though some of our projects will be geared toward explicitly spiting Peter we may also diversify to spite other friends, institutions, or any philosophies in general which may elicit a bitter taste upon our tongues.
In this way, Peter can also be thought of as being symbolic ... Or a figurehead if you will. Much like the Queen of England can be thought of as a figurehead for the nobility of our country, so to can Peter be thought of as a figurehead for spite. Peter, you are our Queen of Spite.

In this site we also hope to teach Peter a valuable lesson - How to separate the people from the conflict. If Peter learns this one lesson then we feel our work here has been accomplished (well, sort of).

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